My Next Life

In my next life I'm gonna be a bear.
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six month.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too

If you're a bear, you birth you children (who are the size of walnuts)
while your sleeping and wake to a partially grown, cut cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!

Yup.... Gona be a Bear